Sometimes you just have to laugh.
Does your cat wear the pants in your relationship? Of course he/she does. You’d look ridiculous wearing cat pants.
Here are some of our favorite “feline truths” from over the years. Enjoy!
“A lie is like a cat: You need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.”
—Charles M. Blow (columnist)
“‘Meow’ means ‘woof’ in cat.”
—George Carlin (comedian)
“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”
—Albert Einstein (theoretical physicist)
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
—Sigmund Freud (psychoanalyst)
“Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.”
—Walter Lionel George (author, A Bed of Roses)
“How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.”
—Robert A. Heinlein (author, Red Planet)
“Cats have it all — admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”
—Rod McKuen (poet, Stanyan Street & Other Sorrows)
“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.”
—Paula Poundstone (comedian)
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
—Hippolyte Taine (critic)
“I have lived with several Zen masters — all of them cats.”
—Eckhart Tolle (author, The Power of Now)
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.”
—Je Valdez (producer, Urban Jungle)
“If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer.”
—A.N. Whitehead (mathematician and philosopher)
“The phrase ‘domestic cat’ is an oxymoron.”
—George Will (columnist)
“You shouldn’t have to blow out your back to take out the litter.”
—Cat’s Pride (awesome cat litter makers)
Ok, that last one’s just a shameless plug, Cat’s Pride Fresh & Light Ultimate Care, the ultimate performing lightweight litter.